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Asa doesn’t believe me that someone is clearly trying to get me.
today my bedroom door shut completely on it’s own. it wasn’t even close to being shut. our air isn’t that strong. the cat and the baby were in the room with me. I could maybe understand if it had been cracked or something but no, it was wide open and it just shut.
and when I went to go investigate after I nearly peed myself, there was nothing there.
then I went to go check the mail and Scarlett’s baby pool had been moved from outside her window to right next to the front door. baby pools do not just move themselves 12 feet. the lawn chair and the ball were in the same spot. just the pool had moved.
and now the cat is meowing and staring at me. the cat never meows. seriously, I can count on one hand how many times the cat has meowed in the year or so we’ve had her.
or someone is just fucking with me because I am pregnant and paranoid and hormonal and IT’S NOT FUNNY.
seriously though. I’m creeped out.
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sometimes i pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
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Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL
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Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.
The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
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You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
WOW GREAT NEWS
#THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN #LIL BOOTS #LIL PIG IN LIL BOOTS #EVERYTHING’S SO LIL #ANIMAL FRIENDS
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